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Cool places to toss your cookies!

  1. In the middle of the bus aisle.

  2. In Mom's purse.

  3. On a ferris wheel.

  4. At your cousin's Bat Mitzvah

  5. In a bobsled.

  6. Off a ski lift. (Contributed by Ingelise.)

  7. On my teacher's head. (Contributed by Eric.)

  8. In a public swimming pool. (Contributed by Kevin.)

  9. Under your older brother/sister's pillow (sweet dreams!).
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  10. In the ice tray. (Contributed by Richard.)

  11. While waterskiing. (Contributed by Jason.)

  12. At your wedding. (Contributed by Jason.)

  13. In your uncle's milkshake. (Contributed by Jason.)

  14. On your school's computer keyboard. (Contributed by Colin.)

  15. In your lap (it draws attention). (Contributed by Joyce.)

  16. In your teacher's car. (Contributed by Marion Elem. School.)

  17. In someone's wig. (Contributed by alien).

  18. On your homework. (Contributed by Tara).

  19. In your classmate's seat before school. (Contributed by Tara).

  20. On your father's autographed Babe Ruth card. (Contributed by Marcy).

  21. Out the back window on a busy highway. (Contributed by Marty.)

  22. On your worst enemy at school. (Anonymous contributor.)

  23. At a fast food restaurant -- then scream that you have food poisoning.
    (Contributed by Jennifer.)

  24. On someone ELSES homework!!! It'll make 'em mad!
    (Contributed by Kyle.)

  25. On your teacher's desk. (Contributed by Ronald.)

  26. The coolest place to throw up has to be at a wedding 'cuz all the people that are all dressed up in front of you just won't know what hit 'em!!!
    (Contributed by Holly.)

  27. In your face! (Contributed by Lawrence.)

  28. The coolest place to throw up is on your father's lap.
    (Contributed by Austin.)

  29. In someone else's barf (ohhhh, double the fun).
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  30. In a bag of chips. "Here, want one?"
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  31. In someone's gym bag.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  32. On someone's car window.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  33. At an XTREMELY fancy concert, where all the adults dress up and the kids "are seen but not heard" -- not anymore!.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  34. In the presence of a superior someone.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  35. Down your enemy's pants. "I had to find somewhere so I wouldn't mess the beautiful school floor!"
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  36. In someone's hair.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  37. In someone's shampoo.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  38. In someone's shaving cream.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  39. In someone's whipped cream.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  40. In someone's faces.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  41. On someone's shoes.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  42. On your little brother!!! (Contributed by Renegade.)

  43. In your enemy's pop bottle! (With pop in it!)
    (Contributed by Maddie.)

  44. In a water balloon [at someone's birthday party].
    (Contributed by the terrors.)

  45. In your teacher's soda can... (My teacher last year, she wouldn't have noticed, we even put paper clips, spit, chocolates in....she never knew the difference!) HA HA!
    (Contributed by Gabi).

  46. ...at an a$$holes barbeque (preferably IN the bbq!) Gotta love fried chunks!
    (Contributed by Ian).

  47. Throw up in the school cafeteria and then claim that the cooks poisoned you.
    (Contributed by Doug).

  48. In a punch bowl! (Anybody want a drink!)
    (Contributed by Maddie).

  49. Over the side of the porch, from a high-story apartment unit.
    (Contributed by Topher.)

  50. In someone else's bed.
    (Contributed by Rhondda.)

  51. 2 XTREMELY cool places to puke are in your little brother's strawberry ice cream and on your dad's glasses.
    (Contributed by Heidi.)

  52. In your friend's desk.
    (Contributed by Josh.)

  53. On the Empire State Building.
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  54. In the pool. (Hey, someone pooped in our pool!)
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  55. In an auditorium.
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  56. At school, so you can go home.
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  57. On the Beanie Baby rack in a collectible's store.
    (Contributed by Dana.)

  58. The Best place to Blow is on a Brand New Video Game in the Arcade!!!
    (Contributed by Spooky.)

  59. A very cool place to barf is IN your enemy's LOCKER! They will have to pay for ALL of the books!!!
    (Contributed by Spooky.)

  60. In someone's bookbag (better yet, at a sleepover in someone's bag).
    (Contributed by JDooty.)

  61. I have found that upchucking in the bathtub makes the concept of that bath futile. Take it from someone who knows.
    (Contributed by Rachel.)

  62. In your dad's wallet.
    (Contributed by Sinep.)

  63. Off a bridge onto the cars below!
    (Contributed by Kyle.)

  64. In your friend's mouth while he/she is sleeping! Yummy!
    (Contributed by Kyle.)

  65. In a space shuttle... Anti-Gravity ... Yikes.
    (Contributed by Natalie).

  66. On your underwear and your favorite cousin.
    (Contributed by Ont).

  67. On Ronald McDonald inside McD's restaurant (to see if he keeps smiling).
    (Contributed by Yvan).

  68. Next time you go to an inn/hotel, go to the 2nd-top floor, open a window and wait for someone carrying luggage to pass by -- then watch the results.
    (Contributed by David).

  69. The coolest place to barf is in the CD-ROM for the computer.
    (Contributed by kenyon).

  70. In a laundry basket full of clean clothes.
    (Contributed by Michael).

  71. In your mom's slippers.
    (Contributed by kenyon).

  72. Puke in a ziploc bag. Then put it down a friend's shorts. Make them sit down.
    (Contributed by Conectr).

  73. In someone's hamburger, and pretend that it is a new (chunky) sauce.
    (Contributed by Cedric).

  74. Buy one of those pre-made pizza doughs, unroll it, puke on it, nuke it in a microwave, and serve it steaming to your enemies (Pizza Pizza!).
    (Contributed by Cedric).

  75. On the sky ride at Riverside ... with someone right under you!
    (Contributed by jessica).

  76. Underwater!
    (Contributed by Alberto.)

  77. In your friend's hat!
    (Contributed by Alberto.)

  78. In a balloon and chuck it at someone!!
    (Contributed by OBWANCA.)

  79. On a hot school radiator during class.
    (Contributed by Steven.)

  80. On a rabbit.
    (Contributed by Mike.)

  81. (with 33) ... or on their seat ...
    (Contributed by Phat Fish AKA Kyle.)

  82. In mommy and daddy's bed.
    (Contributed by michelle.)

  83. On your mom's jewelry display.
    (Contributed by Joseph & Cheryl.)

  84. In my brother's pocket !!!
    (Contributed by Derik.)

  85. In my sister's hair !!!
    (Contributed by Derik.)

  86. In a printer cartridge.
    (Contributed by Mike.)

  87. On the Tower of Terror at Disney World (it sticks to the ceiling!).
    (Contributed by D.L.L..)

  88. Off the Empire State Building!
    (Contributed by James.)

  89. In a paint tin....and don't tell dad!
    (Contributed by Cameron.)

  90. I was in year 4 and had this moron of a teacher. I loved him then, but think he is a bit weird now. I spewed all over my teacher's green and black woolen jumper. Takes a few washes to get it out of the cracks!!!
    (Contributed by Greg.)

  91. In your enemy's baseball glove or school instrument.
    (Contributed by mikey.)

  92. On your uncle's Harley
    (Contributed by Harold.)

  93. All over the place in a crappy health food restaraunt your parents like.
    (Contributed by Harold.)

  94. On your aunt's lap dog.
    (Contributed by Harold.)

  95. In your brothers back pack.
    (Contributed by Harold.)

  96. On your friend's Diaroma before school so they can do it over.
    (Contributed by Kathleen.)

  97. The best (and funniest) place would be on your white cat (take it from the master who knows).
    (Contributed by Tie-die kitte.)

  98. In a milk carton.
    (Contributed by Rachel G.)

  99. The car seat.
    (Contributed by Kathleen.)

  100. In the teacher's desk.
    (Contributed by Kathleen.)

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