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BITE ME, BONZO!

It's important that we learn how to express the angry feelings we have. Unexpressed feelings can lead to antisocial behavior, irregular bowels, and head lice. So go ahead, let me have it. Say what you want, but remember, the Cyber Cops have radar.

  1. EAT DIRT AND DIE, BUTTHEAD.
    (Contributed by Chrissy W.)

  2. You Dirty piece of no good, fart-sniffing, butt-wiping, Barney-watching, note-copying, blackmailing, brown-nosing, goo-goo-momma girl, Pamela Anderson adoring, frilly dress wearing, spinach-between-teeth prig, Wouldn't know a friend if one came and picked your nose 4 ya, swearing, beanie farting, lice eating, you nasty chunka........ What were/was I/we talking/fighting about?
    (Contributed by Natalie L.).

  3. YOUR BREATH SMELLS SO BAD, PEOPLE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR FARTS!
    (Contributed by alien.)

  4. SHuT Da FReAk Up Ya dIrtY SpAMinATOr.
    (Contributed by Ava.)

  5. Get outta heah yo' yellah bellahed skunkheaded plutonian skuzzball.
    (Contributed by Tara.)

  6. Something in here smells like spicy cheese fries left on top of the radiator for 3 months... but you smell worse.
    (Contributed by Jennifer.)

  7. EAT TOE-JAM, FART HEAD!
    (Contributed by Josh D.)

  8. "Don't you ever brush your teeth?"
    (Contributed by Topher.)

  9. Shut up butt munching pole smoker ...
    (Contributed by Cyber Hacker.)

  10. You farting, burping, wearing that shirt every day, ugly, never brushing your hair, smelly, gross, never taking a shower, sick, slimy, smelly, stinky, manure smells better than you, pig!
    (Contributed by Brandi.)

  11. Eat ##$# and die, you %&^&&^( (^&^9&!
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  12. You are so ugly that when you were born your mama screamed "It isn't mine!"
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  13. Bite my butt, Blow Hole!
    (Contributed by Spooky.)

  14. Shut your moldy food, nasty poop eating skull.
    (Contributed by JDooty.)

  15. Omigod! What's that thing on your neck? My bad, that's your face!
    (Contributed by Carlie.)

  16. When you were born, you cried forever... So did the rest of your family.
    (Contributed by Carlie.)

  17. Sit on it and rotate you poop eating, hair weaving, booger eating, fart sniffing, lice licking, tapioca tabulating, novel reading, foot licking, paper eating, dog treat chewing, son of a gun retard apple bapple doofus head, I hope you burn in my oven!!!!!!!! I hope you drink toxic waste straight from the potty!!!!!!!!! And then I----HOPE--------YOU...................SSSSMMMEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! Dork.
    (Contributed by Rachel.)

  18. You supersonic idiotic brain infected disconnected pathetic excuse for a man.
    (Contributed by TrgtArch.)

  19. Hey, my name is Cliff. Wanna come over?
    (Contributed by Ryan.)

  20. Can someone direct _____ to the Empire State Building? He wants to see his mother, King Kong.
    (Contributed by Ryan.)

  21. This may sound inappropriate, but it's great for laughs and can get anyone mixed up. Let them insult you first, then say "How appropriate, you fight like a cow." (Or LOOK like a cow or eat like a cow, any verb you prefer.)
    (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  22. I tell the person to passionately f*** himself with a chainsaw.
    (Contributed by smitty).

  23. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
    (Contributed by Freedom).

  24. Hey you no good, pimple squeezin', crap eatin', butt sniffin', Miss Piggy f_in', idiot, friggin' get the hell out of this world! Go back to the porcelain peehole you came from!
    (Contributed by Jucy Jessie).

  25. You smelly donkey butt!
    (Contributed by rebecca).

  26. You're so ugly that when you were born your momma said, "Put it back in -- put it back in!!!!"
    (Contributed by Steve S.)

  27. Bite me you little/big butthead!!
    (Contributed by Steve S.)

  28. You're so fat that when you put on a yellow dress and walked down my street I thought I had missed the bus.
    (Contributed by Steve S.)

  29. You're so poor that when you saw a roach on the floor you said, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, 'cause we got meat!"
    (Contributed by Steve S.)

  30. You know what you are? You're an ass kissing, butt loving, beep beep beep!! And I can't tell you what that means because there are younger people present. And at least they are human, you bug!!!
    (Contributed by Jess).

  31. You're so fat, when you weighed yourself, the scale said "I'm for humans, not elephants."
    (Contributed by Ray Bay).

  32. You are poop!
    (Contributed by emily).

  33. You're so fat, that when you weighed yourself, the scale started screaming, "God save me, it's come again!"
    (Contributed by Ray Bay).

  34. You're so fat, that when you get on a scale, it says "One at a time please!"
    (Contributed by anonymous).

  35. Where did you learn to kiss ass like that? Did you take a class?
    (Contributed by Janelle P.)

  36. Hello, I'm Earth! Have we met?
    (Contributed by Janelle P.)

  37. Your momma is sooooo fat, when she wears black and white people scream "Freee Willy!!"
    (Contributed by DreeemAng.)

  38. ("Where did you get your pants, hippieland?") And where did you get your brain, or is it second hand you tight shirt slut??!!
    (Contributed by Star.)

  39. OSWALD
        What dost thou know me for?
    KENT
        A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats;
        a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
        hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave;
        a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
        glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
        one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
        bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
        the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
        and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
        will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
        the least syllable of thy addition.
    (Shakespeare's King Lear II,ii)
    (Contributed by mike l.)

  40. Shut up before I beat you like a red-headed step-child.
    (Contributed by Jake F.)

  41. Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, the whales sang,
    "We are a family, even though you're bigger than me!"
    (Contributed by AngelFase.)

  42. Most of the time when a baby is born and it is crying the doctor smacks the baby.
    But in your case, instead of smacking you, the doctor smacked your mom!!
    (Contributed by Kdog.)

  43. To Today Junior.
    (Contributed by Ashley B.)

  44. I'm sorry to be mean, but you need Listerine. Not a sip, not a gulp, but the whole darn thing.
    (Contributed by Ashley B.)

  45. When you were born the nurse threw you in the air three times - and caught you only twice.
    (Contributed by Sari.)

  46. Regurgitated cum bubble!
    (Contributed by Billy.)

  47. sperm burpin gutter slut!!
    (Contributed by Billy.)

  48. i hope you choke on your tongue and rot in hell!
    (Contributed by Billy.)

  49. you tree hugging hippie.
    (Contributed by The Prankster.)

  50. I'b goimk to die so I canb't eben tell oo what I think ob oo eben doe I'm hoding by dose.....
    (Contributed by NewPranks.)

  51. I saw your dad pick you up the other day, oh, sorry it was your mom. I couldn't understand why she's got more facial hair than Robin Williams.
    (Contributed by Joanne.)

  52. Get out of my way you bald headed skanky slut.
    (Contributed by The Joker.)

  53. Keep your cookies between your toes.
    (Contributed by Elizabeth.)

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