| 101. |
Dust bunnys and some hairballs.
(Contributed by
Kathleen.)
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| 102. |
Under my bed ... lives a man named Frank.
(Contributed by
Meaghan H.)
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| 103. |
a pizza
belly button lint
Junk
My room
the c.d. i couldn't find for a year
trash
books
some clothes
my long lost bra
my little brother's body parts
and last but not least, notes for boys!! :)
(Contributed by
Rachel G.)
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| 104. |
This is true.........
This is the first time i admit to it but, a potato named kikioriner.
(Contributed by
Anonymous.)
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| 105. |
tinker toys, finger nail fungus, my toe nail collection, a collage of
boogers from show and tell, a bottled fart from my cousin, the
neighbor's cat that's been missing long enough for the posters to fade,
two used rubbers, a deer skin, some
assorted animal claws, three tons of rocks, a microscope, lots of pop
cans filled with cigarette butts, ghost turds (if you don't believe
they're real i'll send you some to sample.), a coffee cup with what i
believe is pretending to be coffee, the blob, a couple of styrofoam cups
from shell stop containing a bluish green goo, a spittoon from sailor
sams, an indian spirit guide, (hey wait a min. i think one of those cups
moved with the goo in it), Skully, Kevin and his soiled pocket puss, Oh
also the M.I.B. are on their way...
(Contributed by
zippy.)
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| 106. |
They call under my bed home...
Mr.Potato head
The stolen week of our lives
A pair of underwear with pink hearts on it (aka Miss Lacy)
The Truth
Homer's hair
Ally's twin sister
and...
my homework!
(Contributed by
Star.)
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| 107. |
My dead boyfriend.
(Contributed by
Andrea H.)
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| 108. |
Some things under my bed are:
the socks I could never find matches to;
a turtle shell - all that's left of Harry- I lost him two years ago;
candy wrappers;
some kind of food - all I know is it's green and stuck to the floor;
and some strange glowing chunk of rock. I think it may be the most dangerous and
volatile element ever discovered. I call it underbedium.
(Contributed by
Andrea.)
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| 109. |
Oh-oh, I've never been brave enough to go see. Until now.
Yesterday I finally did it. Looked under my bed.
And I found.....Dust Bunnies!!! Yea, yea. I know.
Mulder and Scully are already on their way.
(Contributed by
Sari.)
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| 110. |
never doubt cotton
soft white
bumpy
heaven
(Contributed by
Dr. Rahboo.)
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| 111. |
The Little Mermaid That's Been Suffocating For 500,000,000,000,000 B.C.
Sonic The Hedgehog, JohnSmith, Ettins, Norn 'n' Grendels, Frogenstien, Frocula,
Marty Graes, Ashes From 6 years ago (I Played With Electricty.)
Something To Stupit To Nodise Anything, That's The Bottom Line Cuzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stone Cold Said So!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd....... LukeSkywalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Contributed by
Teric.)
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| 112. |
under my bed there are clothes, old stinky shoes and underwear.
(Contributed by
Aqualex.)
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| 113. |
Last time I looked was last week, and this is what I saw:
My best friend's house key - I still can't find mine.
A dirty diaper - so that's what smelled so raunchy!
My old newt, squished and dried up - or maybe that is what smelled!
My pretty white lace dress - at least it used to be white and lacy!
Last month's homework assignment - the one the dog ate (hehe).
(Contributed by
Markie S.)
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| 114. |
Dirty clothes, college brochures, books, socks that have been missing for years, my dog.
(Contributed by
Martha, Danny & Jennifer.)
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| 115. |
Boogy Man, pizza, lint, cat, books, cloths, shoes, candy wrappers and crap like that.
(Contributed by
Roy K.)
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| 116. |
An imaginary friend made from ear wax named mr.doily-whipple who lives in a puddle.
(Contributed by
Michael O.)
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| 117. |
I found some mouldy orange peel, three pairs of smelly socks,
a dead ant colony and a dollop of some-thing I'm not willing to talk about and loads more!
(Contributed by
R.J.H.)
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| 118. |
I love you notes (for boys). My hair which I secretly cut.
My homework assignments for the last ten years.
Christmas presents from granny.
Estranged socks. Left over junk food.
(Contributed by
Joanne.)
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| 119. |
Books; underwear; a container holding moldy bread;
an army; ants; cookies.
(Contributed by
megan.)
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| 120. |
Two cats fighting over a pork chop bone.
(Contributed by
Clyde.)
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| 121. |
I found a man named George P. Miller from Minnianapolis, Arizona.
(Comment on #116-Ha Ha!!!!!!)
(Contributed by
Buckweat and Brownie.)
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| 122. |
Books, my three dance leotards, tights, my brother's Pokemon cards, a moldy
piece of candy, a dusty hatbox, 18 seashells, my cat (still alive, mind
you), three flashlights, 56 magazines, a dead ant colony, a report that I
was supposed to give in last week, a model of a king cobra, an overdue
library book, two videos, 95 toys, half my clothes, and some other stuff
like underwear and other stuff I don't mant to tell you about.
(Contributed by
Meg.)
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| 123. |
Two socks (unmatched), a bottle of tylenol with only one pill,
Miss July 1992 (wow!), a paperback copy of "The Godfather".
(Contributed by
Maybe.)
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| 124. |
space monkeys poking disco dancing cows with rabies eating hairy boogers.
(Contributed by
Neilmau.)
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| 125. |
A can of rotten Spaghettios is causing a bad smell under my bed!
(Contributed by
The Joker.)
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| 126. |
A can of rotten Spaghettios is causing a bad smell under my bed!
(Contributed by
The Joker.)
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| 127. |
Buckweat found: I found Mr. Doily-wipple's cousin, Mr.
wipple-dipple, who also lives in a puddle on the other side of Alaska.
Crispy jo found: I found a pair of shorts, a girl named Georgia
Brown, my brother's peanut sized brain, my mom's cell phone, a CD from a
long time ago, my brother's ex-girlfriend, my friend's hair. the end:)
(Contributed by
Buckweat & Crispy jo.)
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| 128. |
Concrete, A '60 Chevy Impala, Ticks, Flow-Through Ventilation,
Her, Mustard, Bill, I don't know, UFO'S, Bedpen(plural), Memories that leaked out.
Somebody's daughter, A hole in the Dike, Mr. Roger's neighborhood, Cracker Jacks. That bump.
Swank.
(Contributed by
Rick & Janice.)
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| 129. |
What bed? I don't sleep!
(Contributed by
Rick & Janic.)
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| 130. |
johnny bravo's dad, the 3rd terminator, my brother's ex-girlfriend,
the brain-bug from starship troopers (also bug city), and austin powers and lara croft.
(Contributed by
Teric.)
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