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And other things that live under my bed.

  1. Moldy Cheetoes. (Contributed by Darla and Darryl W.)

  2. *** Dust Bunnies ***. (Contributed by Delbert L.)

  3. Parents' old vinyl records. (Contributed by Delbert L.)

  4. Phlegm. (Contributed by Conrad L.)

  5. Lost, cruddy socks. (Contributed by Conrad L.)

  6. A six month old chocolate easter bunny. (Contributed by Chrissy W.)

  7. Clipped toenails. (Contributed by Chrissy W.)

  8. Doggy doo from before your puppy was potty trained. (Contributed by Chrissy W.)

  9. A moldy apple core. (Contributed by Chrissy W.)

  10. Napalm under the bed!!!!!!!! (Contributed by Warren M.)

  11. Broken toys from Christmas '93. (Contributed by Jarrad and Brody K.)

  12. My OLD collection of Charlie's Angel's Collector Cards, plus Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum comics. (Contributed by Mike M.)

  13. A moldy half eaten microwave burrito. (Contributed by Rico S.)

  14. Scary monsters. (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  15. My brother. (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  16. My sister. (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  17. The dust fairy. (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  18. Barney. (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  19. Anyone that fits under. (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  20. Underwear. (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  21. My pet Heragacerit. (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  22. Moldy donuts, raggedy old underwear and my sister's head.
    (Contributed by Shane.)

  23. Ghost turds. (Contributed by Richard M.)

  24. Toe jam. (Contributed by Richard M.)

  25. My happy sock. (Contributed by Richard M.)

  26. Dirty magazines. (Contributed by Dallas B.)

  27. Barf particles. (Contributed by Bob E.)

  28. Dogwurst. (Contributed by Kathleen M.)

  29. A comment on #23:
    As anyone knows, ghosts don't eat, therefore finding ghost turds under your bed is HIGHLY unlikely... Mind you Slimer( from Ghostbusters the popular feature film) and Casper ("The Friendly Ghost" ), both were portrayed as eaters, but they were only acting. (Contributed by Aeric M.)

  30. Dinosaur poop and washcloths with hair from the bath tub. (Contributed by Phyllis.)

  31. Old dishes from who knows when! (Contributed by alien).

  32. My two-year old brother. (Contributed by Louis K.)

  33. Not much lives under my bed, but under my mattress I keep still edible candy. (Contributed by Tara.)

  34. A comment on #29:
    Shut yo' big mouth up! (Contributed by Tara.)

  35. Survivors of the great vacuum attack, FIVE YEARS AGO!
    (Contributed by Marcy K.)

  36. Remote for T.V. (Contributed by Marty B.)

  37. I agree with Tara, # 23 and #25 are awesome and YOU(#29) should not be dis'n it!
    (Contributed by Marcy K.)

  38. Tremors.
    (Contributed by Marcy K.)

  39. Special people.
    (Contributed by a cool person named Marcy K.)

  40. Rotten farts.
    (Contributed by a cool person named Marcy K.)

  41. I don't KNOW what's under my bed. My room's so messy I can't even FIND the bed! ;) (Contributed by J.)

  42. My boyfriend.
    (Contributed by lawone.)

  43. Remnants of other people who made bad E-Mail sites!!!##%%^&****.
    (Contributed by fnw.)

  44. Your life savings of belly-button lint. (Contributed by alien).

  45. Moldy bologna sandwich, the skeleton of my cousin, dinosaur bones, and a small, stale piece of cheese (as well as, of course, ABC gum). (Courtesy of Jodi and Will).

  46. Green diarrhea with chunky corn bits. (Contributed by LRC).

  47. Stuffed animals, boxes, and JUNK. (Contributed by Kpsb).

  48. The future ... (Contributed by Beau).

  49. This weird orange mold that I try to kill, but it keeps coming back. True story -- I'm not joking. (Contributed by Warren B.)

  50. A museum: Vic20, Commodore 64, mainframe screens, 5 1/4" disks, 2400 baud modem, DOS 3.0, 386-16SX, 256K SIMMS, dot matrix printer, penny from when it had value, assorted lint, jam and clippings. (Contributed by Tom J.)

  51. My pet rabbit that I thought I lost 4 years ago...
    (Contributed by Gabi S.)

  52. Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.
    (Contributed by jeff).

  53. A skid marked bathing suit.
    (Contributed by Brett D.)

  54. Crusty snot rag.
    (Contributed by Brett D.)

  55. My boyfriend.
    (Contributed by Maggie M.)

  56. The lost "dream administration" files from my University, twelve or so "Improve your memory", "Never misplace anything again" and "Organisation is the key to happiness" pamphlets, and that kid who we never found after hide & seek in '84...
    (Contributed by Jenn C., The Nocturnal Bat!)

  57. Mysterious hair.
    (Contributed by David.)

  58. My missing X-men figure. YES!
    (Contributed by >Topher.)

  59. Dog's barf, my greatgrandpa's head, dirty diapers from when I was 3, tentacles from my pet cat, used toilet paper, a fish dinner served 13 years ago, pillow with 13 people's drool on it.
    (Contributed by Tina S. and Chris W.)

  60. I don't know, but those X-Files people are checking it out.
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  61. A whole new galaxy.
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  62. May the Force be with you - you're going to need it if you want to look under my bed!
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  63. Nothing, it's in tip-top shape -- yeah, right.
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  64. A couple of aliens from Aliens, the worms from Tremors, popcorn, ah, heck, it's a party down there!
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  65. Copies of the Watergate tapes and the missing Whitewater files.
    (Contributed by Philip S.)

  66. Dear People,
    Hello. Our names are Rachel and Pia. Both of our beds have been evacuated recently because of radioactive materials. Here's what we found:
    Rachel found: my ex-boyfriend, a few used rubbers, the remnants of chicken cacciatore, cow pieces, my broken glasses, a stench from when I threw up two years ago, a stain from my dog's poop, my rat, not well-hidden birthday presents, a purple polka dot thong, the engagement ring my summer lover left me, a replica of Michaelangelo's David made entirely from BOOGERS, cottage cheese, my long lost twin, shoelaces, half of a head of hair, an overflowing ashtray, and a saxophone signed by Bill Clinton.
    Pia found: a big crusty hairy pork chop and dipping sauce, my friend's brother eating yet another pork chop, mashed potatoes that I stole from Rachel, an expensive leather seatcover for my Porsche which I forgot to return, a fat Chinese man wearing a matching bra and thong panties, my ex's blue hairpiece which turned orange from that porkchop sauce, a very unlucky Jehova's Witness, my stalker Larry looking for his hearing aid (it was in the pork chop sauce), my bowling trophy, my grandmother's retainer, and a lingerie collection from Victoria's Secret.
    Do not be afraid of us, only of our beds.........
    (Contributed by Rachel and Pia (the bedwetters).)

  67. Who knows what lives under my bed!? It's very hard to tell sometimes!
    (Contributed by BrAnDi.)

  68. Stuff and all those cartoon characters that sucked (for instance Porky Pig).
    (Contributed by Jeff R.)

  69. Embarassing things to blackmail my friends with!
    (Contributed by Dana.)

  70. My boyfriend, my laptop computer, candy, radioactive goo, my best friend (Christy) -- Hey you two don't you be doin' anything under there!! My scanner, my pet gerbil from 4th grade. Oops! Now if I can just find that retainer........
    (Contributed by Tiffany.)

  71. My soiled, inflatable love doll.
    (Contributed by Matilda.)

  72. Under my bed lies pubic hair, and enough of it to grow fairly healthy mushrooms.
    (Contributed by Greg.)

  73. Gremlins.
    (Contributed by TrgtA.)

  74. A flashlight that no longer works because I used it to find a plug-in and left it on.
    (Contributed by Kyle A.)

  75. Used toilet paper.
    (Contributed by Sanjay B.)

  76. Cookies.
    (Contributed by the therrien's.)

  77. Hairy petrified gummy bears.
    (Contributed by Jennifer T.)

  78. My tarantula's eggs.
    (Contributed by Maddie B.)

  79. Cheesy Teeth that you can scrape off and put on crackers to eat.
    (Contributed by cathys).

  80. Rainbow dog poop from crayon eating.
    (Contributed by cathys).

  81. Big King burger, Benz that I haven't even driven yet, television, stereo, oil tanker.
    (Contributed by Ryan M.)

  82. All the greetings cards that I have received.
    (Contributed by Megan).

  83. A whole new planet filled with people (I have a very big bed).
    (Contributed by Jaclyn G.)

  84. I found something once ... A nice big sheep, just waiting for me to.. umm.. nevermind.
    (Contributed by Jester M.)

  85. Mulder's ice alien, old maxi-pads, etc.
    (Contributed by Maddie B.)

  86. Let's see, under my bed are: old and grimy watches, an Atari, Donkey Kong and his friends, a...what is that? Nutshells, my little sister's poop from when she was learning to use a toilet, school photos from what seems like 500,000,000,000,000 years ago, magic tricks, oh, if you are wondering what an Atari is, it is the first type of Nintendo. Hats that I have outgrown, a nutcracker, and my parents.
    (Contributed by Alberto S.)

  87. Dusty Boogers!
    (Contributed by JAWS.)

  88. Under my bed are several things.
    1. Papers saying: I LOVE R.B.
    2. My boyfriend, who's initials are R.B.
    3. Magazines
    4. UFO's (Unidentified Freaky Objects)
    (Contributed by Jucy Jessie.)

  89. Kevin Costner's career.
    (Contributed by Shiela M.)

  90. I can't believe I just read 90 of those things. Maybe my social life is under my bed, hiding.
    (Contributed by Shiela M.)

  91. Drool.
    (Contributed by Ray Bay.)

  92. My teacher's brain.
    (Contributed by Ray Bay.)

  93. Comment on #66:
    Oh hush, none of it's true. Unless you both have a bed the size of King Kong, shut up.
    (Contributed by Cheezm.)

  94. Cookies from 1991.
    (Contributed by Derik.)

  95. Moldy chicken.
    (Contributed by Mike S.)

  96. Homework that was due 4 years ago that I never did, dirty clothes, old shoes, dirty tissues, a 5 year old Social Studies project, old band music, who knows how old barf, my long lost GameBoy, and my old retainer!
    (Contributed by D.L.L.)

  97. Stuff.
    (Contributed by D. A. & F. G. W.)

  98. Siberia.
    Yemin.
    Yuma.
    Minyasha's toenails.
    My toenails.
    Stalin.
    String.
    Dental floss.
    Dads belly button fluff.
    Onions...lots of fluffy onions.
    A fridge....for when i get hungry.
    A unicellular baked bean.
    A carrot.
    Dirt.
    A dicot.
    A cool stringbean.
    Abraham Lincoln.
    A monkey's burp.
    A monk.
    Buddha.
    Elvis.....he's still alive....alive i tell u.....alive.
    The entire supply of shoepolish for Yemin.
    Plastic raincoats.
    A pressetomate.
    Black tape.
    Nashuatec.
    The queen's mother....i hid her and her toupee....i got her little dog.
    Too.
    Uncle pinkerdinks lawnmower's cuzon.
    Aunt winkerkinks fridge.
    A file.
    A filing cabinet..for my file.
    St Agnes.
    A midget.
    Thank you for your time!
    Goodbye and remember......support the National Yemin Chess Team.
    (Contributed by D. A. & F. G. W.)

  99. Spud.
    (Contributed by D. A. & F. G. W.)

  100. pizza dough....yeah for when i get hungry cause pizza rulz, it rulz the world!
    (Contributed by D. A. & F. G. W.)

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