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THE FUNNIEST MOVIE SCENE OF ALL TIME

  1. Ace Ventura Pet Detective in the sack with Courtney Cox.

  2. When he shakes hands after sticking his hand down his pants in Mall Rats.

  3. The laxative scene in Dumb and Dumber.

  4. When Ace Ventura falls out of the rhino's ass.
    (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  5. In Happy Gilmore, when Happy is in the batting cage getting hit by the balls.
    (Contributed by Colin C.)

  6. In Happy Gilmore, when he became a janitor, security gaurd, gas station attendent, and plumber.
    (Contributed by Ben P.)

  7. In The Nutty Professor when Buddy Love cusses out a comedian.
    (Contributed by alien.)

  8. In Multiplicity the man's wife asks him if he really loves her (she is talking to the screwed-up stupid one) and he says, "I love pizza" and she leaves him.
    (Contributed by alien).

  9. In BioDome when they are in the artificial rain generator and a person says, "That's not a jacuzzi! That's an artificial rain generator" then Bud farts in it and says, "That's nothin' artificial!"
    (Contributed by alien.)

  10. In Happy Gilmore when you hear Happy beeping on the T.V. and this person says, "OK, so he's a little rough around the edges..." And you hear Happy saying to the ball, "You stupid piece of monkeyBEEP!"
    (Contributed by alien.)

  11. In Ace Ventura when Ace makes shadow puppets.
    (Contributed by Jeff B.)

  12. In What About Bob? Richard Dreyfuss is driving Bill Murray around. Bill gets on Rich's nerves, and Richard's character jumps out of the car, runs and open's Bill's (Bob's) door, and screaming, he says, "Get out of the car!" But it sounds like - "Gedadadacah!"
    (Contributed by Jennifer.)

  13. In Happy Gilmore when the lady asks Happy's granny "could I trouble you for a nice warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!"
    (Contributed by Michael D.)

  14. In the Nutty Professor when his entire family is around the dinner table!!!!
    (Contributed by Gabi S.)

  15. When Adam Sandler plays "dodge-ball" in Billy Madison.
    (Contributed by Niklas S.)

  16. In the The Lion King, when Timone and Poomba sing the Hawaiian Luau song.
    (Contributed by Topher.)

  17. In Edward Scissorhands, when he goes to school with that boy.
    (Contributed by Maddie B.)

  18. In Now and Then, when all of the boys are running around naked.
    (Contributed by Nicole.)

  19. When Billy Madison is talking gibberish at the dinner table.
    (Sound file in WAV format -- 435K)
    (Contributed by Jim B.)

  20. In ID4 when Will Smith's character kicks the unconscious alien and asks him "What's that smell?"
    (Contributed by Maria and Rhiannon.)

  21. In Liar, Liar when Jim Carrey is in the elevator and tells the girl how BIG her boobs are.
    (Contributed by Spooky.)

  22. In Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey says, "Whew, do not go in there!!!"
    (Contributed by Gerding.)

  23. In Happy Gilmore when they are watching him playing golf and he misses a shot and starts cussing the ball out.
    (Contributed by JDooty.)

  24. In Austin Powers, when he's on the bed in the plane doing his moves and asking that chick, "Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Would you like to shag me now or later, eh?"
    (Contributed by Rachel.)

  25. In George of the Jungle, when the monkey gets his finger stuck up a girl monkey's butt.
    (Contributed by Roger W.)

  26. In Men in Black, everyone is trying to fill out the forms and Will Smith grabs the table and drags the METAL table against the METAL floor and it squeaks and grinds for about 5 minutes while everyone's trying to concentrate.
    (Contributed by alien.)

  27. The funniest thing has to be in Happy Gilmore, when the psycho golfer is telling Happy that the ball has its bags packed and it's ready to go home and all Happy has to do is send it home. The ball stops like a centimeter away from the hole and he gets on his hands and knees and puts his face right up to the ball and he says, "Why don't you go home... are you too good for your home?" and then he starts cussing the ball out and then he beats up the psycho golfer too.
    (Contributed by Katie K.)

  28. In Men in Black when they go to that store owned by Jeebs, the alien with infinite heads, and they look at the guns and Will Smith says, "Yeah, and I'll be back to talk with you about those Rolexes."
    (Contributed by Kyle A.)

  29. In Happy Gilmore, where that bad guy (argh! what's his name?!) says;
    "You're in trouble little pal, I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast."
    H.Gil: "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?!"
    Bad Guy: *hesitate* *hesitate* "NO!"
    (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  30. The part in Men in Black where the newborn alien pukes all over "J".
    (Contributed by Natalie L.)

  31. In Mall Rats where TS and Brodie are on the gameshow, and Brodie is asked what sounds he makes when making "whoopy".
    (Contributed by Shaun M.)

  32. In George of the Jungle when George whams into his final tree.
    (Contributed by Maddie B.)

  33. In the beginning of Happy Gilmore where he is trying to get his girlfriend not to leave and she won't listen. But when she gets outside the apartment building Happy runs to his room and calls her on the speaker phone thing and says: "Hey don't leave!"
    And then she says: "All you care about is hockey! I am not staying with a LOSER! You're not any good!"
    HAPPY GILMORE: "Fine, get out of here! Who needs you!......... I'm sorry honey, come up and Happy will make it okay...."
    GIRLFRIEND: "No!"
    HAPPY: "Fine! Get out of here! You know you're a lousy kindergarten teacher and you know your fingerpaintings you bring home SUCK!.......I'm sorry honey, I love your fingerpaintings. PLEASE, don't go.
    He doesn't know she leaves and then he starts singing a love song and hising the thing you talk while a kid is standing outside listening. Then a bike rider listens to him, then an old Japanese lady comes in his apartment room with her suitcase ready to move in with him because she thought he was singing to her!
    (Contributed by Shawn M.)

  34. That part of Multiplicity when 4's like, "Sorry Doug 'fraid that leg's gonna have to come off."
    (Contributed by smitty.)

  35. In Happy Gilmore when the bed guy says "Just stay out of my way" and Happy says "Well, why don't we just go eat some hay, down by the bay, and mold things out of clay ... I think I just may!!!!" (Ya had to be there.)
    (Contributed by Brooki.)

  36. In Dumb and Dumber when the cop drinks the piss that was in the beer bottle.
    (Contributed by Juicy Jessie).

  37. In Independence Day when the prez says "Fire at will! (Smith)"
    (Contributed by Alberto S.)

  38. In Mall Rats when Brodie says his story about his cousin on the game show and little kids are watching it.
    (Contributed by Fleming W.)

  39. In Mr. Bean when the motorcyclist flips him off and he drives around flipping off old people and everyone else he sees. And when he flips off the family as he is leaving.
    (Contributed by Phat Fish AKA Kyle A.)

  40. In Apollo 13 when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin come in to watch the TV with the grandma and the grandma asks "Are you boys in the space program too?"
    (Contributed by Chris D.)

  41. Two instead of one. All of Mallrats and Clerks and especially the Silent Bob bits.
    (Contributed by Murray B.)

  42. In Liar, Liar when Jim Carrey tries to write that his pen is red and it was blue and he ends up writing red all over his face.
    (Contributed by Sean C.)

  43. In Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail --
    the whole ,''we are the knights who say...NEE!" scene. Holy freek that is funny.
    (Contributed by emily.)

  44. In Happy Gilmore --
    BAD GUY: I eat pieces of sh## like you for breakfast.
    HAPPY: You eat pieces of sh## for breakfast?
    (Contributed by Jason.)

  45. Two very funny clips from one the best comedies I have ever seen:
    Happy Gilmore --
    When Happy tries to send the ball home and when he doesn't make it, he starts to curse and he asks the ball if he (the ball) is too good for his own home.
    Then Happy tries to improve his short game on a midget golf course and he has to beat the clown course. He misses his first two shots and the clown taunts him. His third shot is good, but the clown spits it out. Happy loses his temper and destroys the clown while cursing at him.
    (Contributed by joli c.)

  46. In Billy Madison --
    KID: Gross -- did you see that guy's balls?
    OTHER KID: Yeah, they're weird looking.
    (Contributed by Jason.)

  47. The funniest movie scene is in Spawn where the clown farts a lot.
    (Contributed by PsychoKilla.)

  48. In Austin Powers when Austin is in the tub with Alotta Fagina and Alotta gives him a weird drink, he drinks it, and farts in the tub. Alotta says "How dare you break wind before me." Austin says " Well, I didn't know it was your turn baby!"
    (Contributed by PsychoKilla.)

  49. The funniest part of Happy Gilmore is where Happy is getting the crap beat out of him by Bob Barker.
    (Contributed by Andrea M.)

  50. In the original Blues Brothers movie, when Elwood and Jake are in Ray Charles' music store, and this kid tries to jack a guitar from Ray Charles because he is blind. Ray pulls out a gun and shoots bullet holes around the wall where the kid is standing, and says,"I swear, kids now a days think they can get away with anything!"
    (Contributed by RTre.)

  51. In Romy and Michele's High School Reunion when Michele and Romy left in the helicopter, this snobby girl who they knew in high school was pregnant so when the wind got really strong her dress flew up.
    (Contributed by Lizeth.)

  52. In Billy Madison when Adam Sandler is in the bathtub and he says, "Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair...conditioner is better I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool? Really? (pounding noises) Stop looking at me swan!"
    (Contributed by Sarah.)

  53. In Tommy Boy when Chris Farley and David Spade are in the beat-up car and they are fighting over the radio station and then this old love song comes on the radio and the next scene you see them singing along with tears in their eyes.."dont ya remember you told me u loved me baby...."
    (Contributed by Sarah.)

  54. In Black Sheep when Farley gets up on stage and everyone thinks it is his character's brother, Al Donnely. And he has to make a speech but he's stoned and drunk so he mixes them up. (Here's the speech) "So I guess you guys should vote, right? Cuz voting kicks ass right? I'm telling you, if you're gonna vote, then why not vote for Al Donnely, cuz if voting kicks ass and Al Donnely kicks ass then you've got some kick ass ****!!! 'Cause I'm born in the USA!! You gotta fight for your right to vote!! That's one small step for man kind, one giant........I have a dream!! Power to the people! Burn, baby burn! Kill Whitey!!!!!
    (Contributed by Sarah.)

  55. First of all, I agree with #12 (What About Bob), #14 (Nutty Professor), and #54 (Black Sheep). However, some great movies that seem to have been left out are Don't Be A Menace to South Central While You're Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (one of the funniest spoofs ever), Spaceballs and the John Belushi classic, Animal House. By the way, has anyone here watched anything other than Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey movies?
    (Contributed by Macintosh User.)

  56. In the last part of Ghostbusters when Ray Stantz says, "Funny us going out like this, killed by a 100 foot marshmallow man." Then Peter Venkman adds, "This Mr. Stay Puft is ok -- he's a sailor -- he's in New York -- we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble!"
    (Contributed by ecto2.)

  57. In Raising Arizona Hi sets a grenade off on the nightmare bounty hunter wacko guy, and he blows wakco man to bits. :)
    (Contributed by Jaime.)

  58. In Titanic when Rose spits in Cal's face and when Jack shows her how to spit!
    (Contributed by Rachel G.)

  59. I think that one of the funniest movies is Drop Dead Fred . And 55 I think you suck! And yes people have heard of other movie stars besides Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey.
    (Contributed by sundragon.)

  60. I think that the funniest moment in Liar Liar is when Jim Carrey is asked to describe his case to the opposition lawyer and because he can't lie he is forced to make ridiculous noises. And another one is at the end of the movie and they are showing all the screw-ups and Jim Carrey is asking that chick her weight and the other lawyer screams objection and Jim replies "You would" and she says "Overactor". (you gotta be there, just laugh anyway.)
    (Contributed by David C.)

  61. In The Waterboy where in the middle of the movie Rob Schneider shows up in the crowd and keeps chanting "You can do it!!!!!!!!!". Then finally he finishes it off with "You can do it......all night long!!!".
    (Contributed by Killa.)

  62. In Dirty Works, when Sam is mooning people on the street as he drives by. Then Mitch driver stops the car right there and he has to get out and face the people.
    (Contributed by Abby H.)

  63. In Mousehunt where the brothers try to kill the mouse with the traps and then get all trapped up themselves.
    (Contributed by Sari.)

  64. In Armageddon when Rockhound is riding the bomb.
    (Contributed by Diane B.)

  65. I liked in The Mighty Ducks when the team puts dog crap in the purse and that guy comes up and puts his hand in it, then when he is chasing them he falls on that pole right where his dick is!
    (Contributed by Markie S.)

  66. Multiplicity all the way!!!!
    When #1 goes on that vacation for awhile and comes back and they're all sitting around in the house and #1 asks "Where'd all the food go?" and #4 answers "Burglars"...
    (Contributed by Kirsten F.)

  67. The funniest movie scene I've ever seen is in Raising Arizona when the police are questioning Nathan Arizona about his missing son and they ask him what the kids pajamas looked like, to which he replies: "How the hell should I know, they had yodas 'n' **** on 'em." Watch the movie, it's better that way. (trust me)
    (Contributed by Erin G.)

  68. In Forrest Gump when he says "I gotta pee," to the Prez of the U.S.A.
    (Contributed by Jamie.)

  69. "Is that hair gel?", from There's Something About Mary.
    (Contributed by earthling.)

  70. Weird Science: The Bar Scene. Case Closed.
    (Contributed by Rob E.)

  71. Big Daddy -- where Adam Sandler used a "live nudes" sign to be a night light.
    (Contributed by Jones.)

  72. The scene in Sixteen Candles where Jake sees The Geek's eye through the glass table, sweeps off all the beer cans & pretzels an' stuff, and The Geek is trapped under the glass, and he goes: "Jaaaaaaaaake!!!"
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  73. The scene in Spaceballs when they are watching themselves on the screen, and the whole "Everything that happens now is happening now!" exchange between Dark Helmet and Colonel Sanders.
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  74. The scene in Better Off Dead when the nasty raisin dessert slithers off the plate on its own while Lane follows it out of the corner of his eye!
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  75. The scene in River's Edge when Layne is ranting at Clarissa in the blue Bug, and Matt is in the back loudly humming some metal song, and Layne starts yelling at him to "shut up back there"!!!
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  76. All the scenes in Weird Science that involved Chet, and all the scenes in The Breakfast Club that involve John Bender.
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  77. All the scenes in Better Off Dead that involve Johnny Gasparini the Psychotic Paperboy, and the one with the mailman delivering Badger's book on "How To Pick Up Trashy Women".
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  78. The Polaroid of part of The Geek's face when he takes the Rolls with Caroline in it to Wease's house in Sixteen Candles, plus the scene of the whole "Yeah, married!!" exchange between Long Duk Dong and Jake, plus the scene when the grandparents find Long Duk Dong passed out drunk on the grass in the morning..."Do-ooong! Where is my au-to-mo-bile? Au-to-mo-bile?"
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  79. The Viva Nepal airport scene from The Golden Child, plus the subsequent scene in the American airport when Sardo comes in with the cops and Eddie Murphy starts the "I must be punished" diatribe.
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  80. The part in Bachelor Party here they hang the naked Cole out the hotel window, and when he lands on the car beneath, and the part where the dorky little guy Gary goes to get the hookers, oh, and "Max The Magical Sexual Mule!!"
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  81. The part in The Breakfast Club when Brian is mumbling to himself: "Who are you?" and sticks the cap of the pen on his teeth and up his nostril!
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  82. Most of the expressions Jodie Foster makes at any given point during any given one of her flicks!
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  83. In Spaceballs when Dark Helmet goes "What's with you, man, come on!!" to Lone Starr; when he takes the Ring of The Schwartz; and the "You're always preparing, just go!" scene.
    (Contributed by Laura M.)

  84. The scene from Wrongfully Accused with Leslie Nielsen where Leslie finds the one-armed, one-eyed, one-legged man and the scene where Dick York keeps getting shot over and over and grabs a packet of band-aids.
    (Contributed by PYRO.)

  85. From Austin Powers II:
    1. When Dr. Evil says, "The thought of you naked is just gross!"
    2. When Austin drinks Fat %$$$$$$ stool sample.
    3. When Fat %$$$$$$ wants to eat Mini-Me.
    4. When Dr. Evil talks to the government (U know, "Talk to the hand, the face don't care").
    5. DR. EVIL VS. JERRY SPRINGER.
    (Contributed by Teric.)

  86. My two favorite movie scenes are:
    (#1) Ace Ventura when he talks through his butt to the cop.
    (#2) Idle Hands when Mick and the other friend are explaining to Anton why they were back from the dead and the one dude says>>>> "Anton, why would we go to hell? It's not like we're bad or anything, well we're not good or anything. But at least we don't go around KILLING PEOPLE!"
    (Contributed by tamz.)

  87. The opening scene of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas where Duke and his attorney pick up the hitch hiker. Most of all for when Duke stands up and says "No wait! we can't stop here...this is bat country". (Contributed by EXIPEX.)

  88. The noise the bearded guy makes in Home Alone 2 when the kid throws that last brick at him. (Contributed by EXIPEX.)

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