THE MATING HABITS OF PERUVIAN LEECHES
Report topics guaranteed to knock their socks off!
- How my teacher changed my life.
- Wolverine recipes.
- The treatment of religion in DIE HARDER.
- Rap and the search for meaning.
- My experience as a gambler.
- How much my teacher influenced me to be a nicer person.
(Contributed by
Natalie L.)
- My teacher, My Idol.
(Contributed by
Natalie L.)
- The soothingness of a blank sheet of paper.
(Contributed by
Natalie L.)
- ..........( your name), the Patriot.
(Contributed by
Natalie L.)
- My amazing conversation with Albert Einstein.
(Contributed by
Natalie L.)
- How lame this assignment is, but how good my report is written.
(Contributed by
alien).
- My past life -- how it has changed my present.
(Contributed by
Marcy K.)
- The aliens that come to my window and sing bedtime songs to me.
(Contributed by
Marcy K.)
- Why there are no Wilmas in Flintstone's Vitamins.
(Contributed by
Natalie L.)
- Swear words of today and how to use them.
(Contributed by
Natalie L.)
- To sir, with love.
(Contributed by
Jennifer.)
- How to die. (Oops, my experimenting went a bit too far...)
(Contributed by
Gabi S.)
- Perspiration and its influences in modern history.
(Contributed by
Wilson L.)
- "Hypothesis: My Little Sister Will Eat Anything."
(Contributed by
Topher.)
- How often I go to the toliet.
(Contributed by
Rhondda T.)
- Names of the voices in my head that keep talking to me.
(Contributed by
Maria and Rhiannon.)
- How many personalities my sister has.
(Contributed by
Maria and Rhiannon.)
- Swear words of today and how to use them.
Today there are many 3 and 4 letter words that we kids are not allowed
to use. But my parents over-privileged me, so I'm allowed to use them.
There are many different places and occasions to use these words, such as in the
backyard building a brick patio. If a brick falls on your foot you can say
"OH @#@#$!"
Or say you're at a friend's party and somebody puts croquet balls underneath
your sleeping bag. You can say "#$#%$#!!!!!!!!!" Also there are different
volume levels to use them at. If it's a small thing like a sharp rock stepped
on with bare feet, you can say "$###$%" at 4 decibels. But if there's a big
piece of glass in your pool and you step on that, you can say "#$#@$@#@##@" at
a 423 decibel level. In closing I'd like to -- "##$@# OUCH ##@$@ I HATE PENCIL LEAD
#$@##$"
(Contributed by
JDooty.)
- Why teachers get paid so much for doing nothing of any importance.
(Contributed by
Adam S.)
- The percentage of boogers to nose hairs in the average American wildebeest.
However, this research may be painful, but the grades will make it worthwhile.
(Contributed by
Rachel.)
- Why teachers and students (except me) today are soooooooo stupid.
(Contributed by
Maddie B.)
- How to kill someone with a chicken nugget.
(Contributed by
Ryan.)
- How to rig an ATV so when you turn the key, it will blow up thereby
killing the person on it. (Have your teacher demonstrate -- heh heh heh!)
(Contributed by
Kyle A.)
- Birds.
(Contributed by
anthony.)
- How your teacher REALLY got a job from the Principal.
(Contributed by
Alberto S.)
- How long it takes to brush curly hair straight.
(Contributed by
Jess.)
- How bugs are so annoying.
(Contributed by
Peter.)
- How I managed to get out of doing this report.
(Contributed by
Dan.)
- The art of removing a human brain via the nose:
Mastering Ancient Egyptian traditions.
(Contributed by
Araluen.)
- The Teacher's Relationship with the Principal.
(Contributed by
Rachel G.)
- A female's guide to reading CliffNotes and
performing a pedicure at the same time.
(Contributed by
Meaghan H.)
- Living in Hell and how to deal; A twelve step program.
(Contributed by
Meaghan H.)
- Living with Bill Clinton.
(Contributed by
Mike S.)
- Well, I was gonna say where and how babies are made, but someone beat me
to it and said "living with Bill Clinton".
(Contributed by
Markie S.)
- Why our teachers should be paid more and work less...
(Contributed by
Willy.)
- Why i chose Life instead of Death....(an 8 hour program).
(Contributed by
Rachel G.)
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