SORRY SO SLOPPY
Note passing techniques of the wickedly sneaky.
- Slingshot.
- Carrier Pigeon.
- Hide it behind the toilet. Check for condition of floor first.
- Fed Ex.
- One student fakes a seizure. The others use the handy diversion to pass notes.
Only good about once a week.
- What do you mean you don't pass notes? You lie.
- Pretend you're walking somewhere like to the pencil sharpener.
(Contributed by
alien).
- While your teacher's not looking pass a note. Or if you run a class paper
and there is someone you want to pass a note to him/her on his/her paper,
write the note and don't forget about it or someone else is gonna get your note.
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Tara.)
- If your friend is in another class, arrange a time during recess so that
you can meet in the bathroom at that time. At my school people do it
all the time, it works, and it is a great way to get out of class for 4
minutes.
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Marcy K.)
- Fold it into a paper airplane and hope you made it very aerodynamic.
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Marcy K.)
- Fake pen.
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Marty B.)
- Take some un-needed paper, rip it up into 20 pieces.
Every time you need to pass a note, walk the route
to the person who you wish to pass the note to,
drop the note off and walk to the garbage and throw the rest of the paper out.
(Anonymous contributor.)
- Take the note and wrap it around a pencil. Then tell the person you
want to pass it so they can borrow it. Good huh???
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Kyle A.)
- Tell the teacher that your friend left some very important papers at your
house the other night and that you MUST give them back to her before you
forget. Tell the teacher that if you don't, your friend's life is in
danger. WARNING: This might not work, unless you have a look of terror on
your face, and even then, your teacher might not care. Oh, well.
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Jennifer.)
- Empty one of those big fat pens, roll the note up very small inside of it
and pass it to a friend as if they are borrowing the pen.
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Susan.)
- When the teach ain't looking, you ask your best friend to go and ask if
he/she can go to the b-room 'cuz she/he feels like he/shes gonna barf
and than tell them to ask the teach if your friend can go with you 'cuz
you feel kinda dizzy. But this stunt only works if that person comes up
with the barfer to the desk and than asks and also they, the barfer
that is, have to have a gross look on their face. When they come back in,
say all you had to do was burp!!! Never fails!
(Contributed by
Holly.)
- Pretend to sneeze (Ah..ah..ah..CHOO!!!) on the "choo" instead of snot,
throw the note at your friend. (Also, same concept with a fart).
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Natalie L.)
- Go to pick up a piece of paper from a shelf or throw something out
(whatever gets you near your friend). Drop the note on their desk as you
pass, or pretend to trip and drop it in their bag.
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Gabi S.)
- Scream, "It's (fill in the blank with the name of your school district's
head person)!!!!" Your teacher will look, biff the note to your friend.
(If you slip and hit teacher in the back of the head, all the better!)
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Gabi S.)
- Have a Grand Mal seizure. While shaking uncontrollably and making odd
noises, "inadvertently" toss the note to the person intended to receive
it.
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Andrew B.)
- Just pass the note without getting caught.
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Nicole.)
- Pretend that you dropped your paper (which is really the note)
and kick it to your friend or whoever is getting the note.
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Brandi.)
- When the teacher isn't looking, pass the note to your friend in any way
your heart desires.
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Maria and Rhiannon.)
- Toss your pencil or pen on the ground near your friend's desk, and when
you go and pick it up, drop the note on their desk.
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Carlie.)
- If you sit near your friend, write the note really light with a pencil,
and don't fold it. Then pretend like they asked you for a piece of
paper, and give it to them with the words facing away from the teacher.
It works all the time!
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Carlie.)
- Spill your folder or notebook with the note in it and have the person
act like they're helping and pick up the note (only use once or twice a
week).
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Adam S.)
- Move your book (containing the note on the first page) to the edge of your
desk and whisper to your friend to get it for you, motion "first page" and
voila. Proven by students to work.
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Rachel.)
- Well, it is not really passing a note, but tap out Morse Code on your
desk with a pencil. Both would have to know Morse Code of course!
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Kyle A.)
- Run up to it when it's writing on the blackboard. Bash it on the head REALLY hard.
Not only can you pass notes without the risk of being caught but you can
throw it in a dumpster and come home early saying that it had some "personal problems".
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Natalie L.)
- Just completely spaz out and then have a fake seizure. While seizuring, have
your friend come over "to help you" and pass them the note. The teach only
falls for it about twice to three times a month. Use with extreme discretion.
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Conectr.)
- U.P.S (When they finally get off strike.)
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Aaron R.)
- Fold the note, write the receiver's name on it, and pass it to whoever sits
between you and the receiver. They SHOULD pass it to the receiver or whoever else sits
in between you and the receiver. Don't write a personal note.
The other people might read it before passing it on.
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Jucy Jessie.)
- If you friend isn't in your class but sits in your seat next period,
tape the note under your desk and tell them to get it as you leave.
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Lisa H.)
- Ask your teacher if you and the person you are sending the note to can
help her by taking a book to the library. While you are taking the
book, you don't even need a note, JUST TALK!
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Alberto S.)
- Wad the piece of paper very small and throw it to the receiver.
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william.)
- This is a really practical way to do it. Write a note with their name on it
and put it in their locker (through the lines sticking out. Of course you don't know their combo!),
cubby, mailbox, whatever you have in your school, and just wait until they check it.
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j.d.)
- Fold it into a Chinese football and when the teacher isn't looking,
fling it to the receiver.
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Dennis & Linda E.)
- Here is a great idea. Take a piece of paper, write a note on it,
wad it up and give it to someone.
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Charles.)
- Dear Reader;
I am the best note passer ever! Here are some ways:
a. Stick the note in your shoe, walk by and kick their desk. They will
know the signal and grab it out of your shoe.
b. Write it on a tissue. You give the person a signal and they will
sneeze. You hand them the tissue.
c. Say "Didn't you want to borrow my pen?" Give them your pen. It will
have a note attached to it.
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Erica.)
- Write the note on a piece of paper. Crunch up the piece of paper really good.
Then, throw it and act like your trying to make it in the garbage.
Miss on purpose. Then tell your friend to go throw something away, and
they'll get their note. It never fails!
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Jill P.)
- The best way is to write a note and then put it in
a folder or notebook or you can ask them if you can borrow
their textbook and put it between two certain pages,
and tell them what page to look at!
P.S. Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Contributed by allison.)
- Put it in a folder or notebook and tell the teacher your friend needs some
paper or important papers in the folder.....this one works like a charm!!!
(Contributed by DreeemAng.)
- If you have a small note and you are allowed to have candy in school or the classroom,
you can put the note in the candy wrapper of gum or a candy bar! Always a
rewarding one and fun too!!
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- Twist off a pen cap and make the note into a circular one, and slide it in
the pen. Then twist the cap back on and tell the teacher you have to let a
friend borrow the pen!
(Contributed by DreeemAng.)
- I have this really cool calculator, that has the letters,
so me and my friend always pass notes with it!
(Contributed by Sari.)
- Take the lid off the back of a gluestick and put the note inside.
Lend the gluestick to your friend.
Or you can also write a small note on an eraser and do the same.
(Contributed by Ken C.)
- Three letters. U.P.S.
(Contributed by The Prankster.)
- This is the best way I have figured out to pass notes so if you want to be
a note-passing pro, listen up! :) First, you take an empty chapstick tube
(if it's not empty, screw it up all the way and break off the chapstick).
Then, use a screwdriver or your fingers to break off the little thing that
moves the chapstick up and down. Be sure to wash it out once you're done
with those steps so you don't get chapstick on your notes. VOILA! you now
have some "chapstick" your friends can "borrow" in class. Just fold up the
notes really small. If you want it to look really realistic, pretend to rub
on some chapstick before taking out the note.
(Contributed by Bunny.)
- In class, give a fake birthday invitation to your friend, or whoever you
need to talk to. Tape the note on the inside of the envelope. When the
person opens the card the first thing he will notice is the note, but you
have to be real quiet and sneaky to pull this one off, cuz if the teacher
catches you, you will be in extra trouble.
(Contributed by Douglas H.)
- Take the note with you when you get up to "Get a tissue." When you're at the
tissue box, slide the note underneath the tissue box or put it actually IN
the tissue box. Then motion to your friend and tell him/her where the note is!
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- 1. The Football pass -- write your message. fold it in a rectangular
shape. place it sticking out of your shoe. lightly kick your friend's foot
to let him/her know.
2. Pen pal pass -- write message. fold it so it's really small and
narrow. place it in the cover of the pen. say "here's the pen you wanted".
give a wink so they get the hint.
3. Goody Gody pass -- ask if you can use your friend's notebook to catch up
on some notes. write your message on the margin of the paper inside. give
the notebook back and say "thanks, here's your notebook".
4. Notebook Billboard -- write message on front/back of your notebook. raise
notebook to your eye level as if you're reading. keep it like this long
enough for the friend to read it. then put it back.
5. Soccer Pass -- write note. ball it up and kick it to your friend.
6. Chain-Gang pass -- write note. crumple it into a small ball and write
"please pass to ____ " on it. hand it to the person next to you and if they're
not a goody goody they should pass it.
Well, have fun and you are NEVER going to get caught because
these are my
How To Pass Notes In Class Without Getting Caught Specialties.
(Contributed by Jennifer.)
- If your teacher walks around the room glancing at everyone's paper, then when she
gets to you, start looking through a big folder with lots of paper in it. He/She
will go away and say when you find it give it to her at the end of class. Every
time this happens to me the teacher always forgets!
(Contributed by The Joker.)
Some of the best notepassers in history went on to become CIA Operatives.
For more about this, ask your librarian.
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