SUBSTITUTE
Let's play MESSING WITH THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER'S HEAD!
Don't you just love subs? I mean where do they get these people?
It's hardly fair that hard working, dedicated students such as yourselves
should be forced to endure some of what the local school board likes to pass off as a teacher.
In the interest of promoting the sanity of students everywhere I say we share the tools we have
all used to survive a day with a sub. Sure, I'll go first.
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Pretend it is an English as a Second Language Class.
Answer any question with a foreign phrase. Those of you unschooled in such things
might try "S-O-C-K-S" or "El burro sabe mas que tu*"
or "2 chimichangas and a burrito."
*"The donkey knows more than you."
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Get a buddy from another class to appear at the door and announce that the sub
is wanted in the office immediately.
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Allow no sound to escape as each of you answers a question.
Simply mouth the words "Love your leisure suit."
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Stand up and announce that you have the Ebola virus.
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Hey, now it's your turn!!
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Lauren writes:
Dear chaosKIDS,
I remember last year, during fourth period science, my friends and i had a sub.
She looked like a Monica Lewinsky wannabe.
Anyway, we were feeling rebellious, and since the sub would be there all week,
she wanted to know our names. So, on the first day, she would ask each of us,
"What is your name?" And, we would all say, "Daniel"
(you can substitute this with any funny name like Shanaynay,
Shaquika, Shatoya, Shanela, LaToya, LaNaynay.. etc.) And, by the end of the week,
I think she got a bit upset. Eventually, she called up a fellow teacher who had
to tell her who we all really were. Oh well, it was funny at first.
Lots of Luv.
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If you have any other suggestions, email them to us at:
chaoskids@chaoskids.com.
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